• fortheloveofotps:

    sqvad:

    pansoph:

    pansoph:

    i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

    image

    i’m pissing myself

    jesus christ

    jesus crust

    (via caaptainnamerricaa)

  • trugazi:

    can’t wait to own dogs with u

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  • afire-inside:

    original-romancer:

    That is the most punk thing I’ve seen all day

    humpty dumpty fell off the pUNK ASS WALL

    (Source: liquidatomicgonads, via caaptainnamerricaa)

  • russianmadness:

    thefaceofbro:

    jagged1:

    discopeanut:

    bansand:

    nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

    No, my dad did.

    I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

    (Source: basnad, via caaptainnamerricaa)

  • robotgod:

     

    "The white man is oppressed now more than ever."

    "The white man is oppressed now more than ever."

    "The white man is oppressed now more than ever."

    (Source: brattylifts, via expectingdifferentresults)