You don’t know stress until you’ve tried to buy concert tickets as soon as they go on sale.
RAW POTATOES I MEAN WHY HAVE SEX WHEN YOU CAN EAT RAW POTATOES
NOTHING LIKE A RAW POTATO TO KILL YOUR BONER
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!
i really fucking hate when i tell people about my problems and they try to make it into a fucking contest and one up me like congratulations you win at being a douchebag
Taylor Hawkins cannot stand on one spot and constantly shuffles around like the old guy who took inappropriate footwear to the beach and has to spend the rest of the day trying to shake sand out of his shoes.
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners